“You’ve got to get out of here!”.

“Ahhh!”, I scream, grabbing my portal gun from two, poorly positioned turrets. I swing around and aim through the gap in the sparking door – pushing myself through to the other side when a sudden ringing fills my ears. “Make it stop!”, I shout, the pain reeling around in my head, the room spinning into a purple, textureless void as I collapse into the pool, drowning. On recollection of the events in [subject afterlife belief here] I realise that at least I didn’t have to play the end of the map, and thus I have profited in one way from my own death.

Note: The screenshot has been put through a few filters in Photoshop so it doesn’t burn your retinas. You can thank me later.

3 Responses to “Left Behind”

  1. SuperSigh
    31 December 2009 at 1:04 AM #

    Someone should definitely remix the “Well that’s it-” song.

    “Hello…is anyone out there?” *BOOM* “Well, that’s it-” *sparks* “Well, that’s it-” *sparks* “Well, that’s it-”. “LISTEN” “Get OUT of the FA – that’s it-”

  2. reepblue
    5 January 2010 at 9:02 AM #

    I lol’d

  3. Thorek01
    8 January 2010 at 12:31 PM #

    Those textures…it’s just funny :P


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